1 00:00:36,833 --> 00:00:39,833 Mr. Brown? 2 00:00:39,933 --> 00:00:40,900 Hi, Miss Courtney. 3 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,300 Why are you creeping about? 4 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:44,000 Well, I didn't want to disturb you. 5 00:00:44,100 --> 00:00:45,267 Very considerate. 6 00:00:45,367 --> 00:00:46,800 And perhaps you wouldn't mind creeping 7 00:00:46,900 --> 00:00:48,600 into the office for a minute, but I want a word with you. 8 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:53,433 You may sit. 9 00:00:56,267 --> 00:00:59,267 Now, Mr. Brown, the other evening after everyone 10 00:00:59,367 --> 00:01:02,200 had gone, I went into the gentleman's toilet. 11 00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:04,367 I'm sure that was a perfectly natural mistake. 12 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:07,367 I went because the caretaker had 13 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:10,000 complained about the graffiti on the walls. 14 00:01:10,100 --> 00:01:12,100 And, Mr. Brown, it is just not good enough. 15 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:15,500 And I thought some of it was rather witty. 16 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:17,433 It was disgusting. 17 00:01:17,533 --> 00:01:20,467 Someone had written Enoch Powell rules OK. 18 00:01:20,567 --> 00:01:21,833 Yes. 19 00:01:21,933 --> 00:01:23,933 And with all due respect, I'd hardly call that disgusting. 20 00:01:24,033 --> 00:01:26,067 It was what was written underneath that I 21 00:01:26,167 --> 00:01:27,133 found most objectionable. 22 00:01:27,233 --> 00:01:28,567 Oh, what was that? 23 00:01:28,667 --> 00:01:31,433 Miss Courtney is crackers. 24 00:01:31,533 --> 00:01:32,567 Yes. 25 00:01:32,667 --> 00:01:33,967 Well, it may not have been one of my students 26 00:01:34,067 --> 00:01:35,767 who was responsible. - It certainly was. 27 00:01:35,867 --> 00:01:37,333 How can you be so sure? 28 00:01:37,433 --> 00:01:40,733 Who else but a foreigner would spell crackers K-R-A-K-K-E-R-S. 29 00:01:42,067 --> 00:01:44,033 Well, I'll see it doesn't happen again. 30 00:01:44,133 --> 00:01:46,100 There's just one more thing, Mr. Brown. 31 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:47,233 Yes, Miss Courtney. 32 00:01:47,333 --> 00:01:49,067 In a few weeks time, your students 33 00:01:49,167 --> 00:01:50,933 will be sitting together at Cambridge certificate. 34 00:01:51,033 --> 00:01:52,100 Yes. 35 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:53,500 And we're all looking forward to it. 36 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,000 I'm sure we're all going to pass with flying colors. 37 00:01:55,100 --> 00:01:57,633 Then you have more faith in them than I have. 38 00:01:57,733 --> 00:02:00,567 Now, here is a set of last year's examination papers. 39 00:02:00,667 --> 00:02:03,167 I'd suggest this evening that you set them a mock exam 40 00:02:03,267 --> 00:02:08,467 and see how good or, otherwise, they are. 41 00:02:08,567 --> 00:02:09,867 Close up. 42 00:02:09,967 --> 00:02:10,767 All right. 43 00:02:14,133 --> 00:02:15,300 Very good. 44 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:18,000 Don't forget to be getting my turban in. 45 00:02:19,833 --> 00:02:23,733 Smile, please. 46 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,033 Who want picture? 47 00:02:30,133 --> 00:02:31,133 Yes, please. 48 00:02:31,233 --> 00:02:32,600 One for my brother. 49 00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:34,900 Two for me. 50 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,900 Ah, So 51 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,000 One for me, please. 52 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:42,867 Me, too. 53 00:02:42,967 --> 00:02:46,967 You two of 2? 54 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:48,700 One, too. 55 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:49,633 One. 56 00:02:49,733 --> 00:02:52,300 One, too, for me, please. 57 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:57,333 That is, I am meaning, one, too, as well. 58 00:02:57,433 --> 00:02:59,300 Not one, two. 59 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,333 One. 60 00:03:01,433 --> 00:03:03,900 I like also to be having one for me. 61 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,867 And one for my mother, one for my father, one for my brother, 62 00:03:06,967 --> 00:03:09,733 one for my sister, one for my uncle, and one for my auntie. 63 00:03:09,833 --> 00:03:11,367 And one for his donkey. 64 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:15,467 Sticks and stones may break my bones, 65 00:03:15,567 --> 00:03:18,200 but the names will never be hurting me, you clever monkey. 66 00:03:18,300 --> 00:03:21,967 Correcto. 67 00:03:22,067 --> 00:03:23,433 Your book, Danielle. 68 00:03:23,533 --> 00:03:24,933 - Thank you, Max. - It's all right. 69 00:03:25,033 --> 00:03:25,833 Your handbag. 70 00:03:25,933 --> 00:03:27,100 Just a minute. 71 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:30,300 Hey, next time you carry the handbag, huh? 72 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:31,900 No, I think it suit you more. 73 00:03:33,233 --> 00:03:35,867 Hey, give me a kiss. 74 00:03:38,233 --> 00:03:39,467 Your hand bag. 75 00:03:39,567 --> 00:03:40,500 Thank you, Giovanni. 76 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:41,667 You just missed it. 77 00:03:41,767 --> 00:03:44,400 We are having our photographs taken by Taro. 78 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:48,167 Taro, I would very much like you to take a photograph of me. 79 00:03:48,267 --> 00:03:50,000 Hey, I take your picture. 80 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:51,633 You have not a camera. 81 00:03:51,733 --> 00:03:53,400 Sure, I got a camera at home. 82 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:55,200 You come back with me after the class 83 00:03:55,300 --> 00:03:57,167 and we take lots of pictures. 84 00:03:57,267 --> 00:03:59,600 And then we can see what develops, hey? 85 00:03:59,700 --> 00:04:00,933 What you say? 86 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:02,333 I say no. 87 00:04:02,433 --> 00:04:05,700 You want her picture in classroom? 88 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,567 Yes. 89 00:04:07,667 --> 00:04:09,100 How about here? 90 00:04:12,933 --> 00:04:15,300 Bellisima. 91 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:16,767 Magnifica. 92 00:04:16,867 --> 00:04:17,967 Hey, higher. 93 00:04:18,067 --> 00:04:19,367 Excuse, please. 94 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:20,400 No more higher. 95 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:23,133 You are giving me attacks. 96 00:04:23,233 --> 00:04:27,300 Me, too, but I'm liking it very much. 97 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:28,700 Now I take your picture. 98 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:30,300 Ready? - Ready. 99 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:31,067 Ready. 100 00:04:31,167 --> 00:04:32,567 Mamma Mia. 101 00:04:32,667 --> 00:04:33,733 No good. 102 00:04:33,833 --> 00:04:35,100 No good? 103 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:36,033 You must be joking. 104 00:04:36,133 --> 00:04:37,100 She's beautiful. 105 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:38,467 Too close. 106 00:04:40,233 --> 00:04:42,200 Top half or bottom? 107 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:45,500 But you are not taking her bottom. 108 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,633 Just take the head and the shoulders. 109 00:04:47,733 --> 00:04:50,767 Eh, you can take one of the legs for me after. 110 00:04:50,867 --> 00:04:51,700 OK. 111 00:04:55,933 --> 00:04:57,633 Very good. 112 00:04:57,733 --> 00:04:58,533 Ready? 113 00:04:58,633 --> 00:04:59,467 Ready. 114 00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:02,033 Look at camera. 115 00:05:02,133 --> 00:05:03,867 What's going on here? 116 00:05:03,967 --> 00:05:06,200 Oh, I'm having my photograph taken. 117 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:06,933 Really? 118 00:05:07,033 --> 00:05:08,033 Very nice. 119 00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:09,967 Can you do me a big favor? 120 00:05:10,067 --> 00:05:11,333 What sort of favor? 121 00:05:11,433 --> 00:05:13,367 I would like to have a photograph taken with you. 122 00:05:13,467 --> 00:05:14,600 Yes. 123 00:05:14,700 --> 00:05:15,467 I don't think I've got time for that sort of thing. 124 00:05:15,567 --> 00:05:16,267 Oh, please. 125 00:05:16,367 --> 00:05:17,967 It's for my mother and father. 126 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:19,833 I've told them all about you, and they 127 00:05:19,933 --> 00:05:20,933 would love to have a photo. 128 00:05:21,033 --> 00:05:21,867 Yes. 129 00:05:21,967 --> 00:05:22,800 Well-- 130 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:30,700 You sit here. 131 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:32,867 And what about you? 132 00:05:32,967 --> 00:05:36,833 I'll sit on your knee. 133 00:05:36,933 --> 00:05:38,733 You're sure this is for your parents? 134 00:05:38,833 --> 00:05:40,000 Of course. 135 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:41,167 Ready? 136 00:05:41,267 --> 00:05:42,267 Look at the camera. 137 00:05:48,167 --> 00:05:49,800 We were having our photograph taken. 138 00:05:49,900 --> 00:05:51,400 I was not aware that photography 139 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:52,800 was included in the curriculum. 140 00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:53,800 Yes. 141 00:05:53,900 --> 00:05:54,933 Would you all sit down, please? 142 00:05:55,033 --> 00:05:56,967 And, Danielle, would you stand up? 143 00:05:57,067 --> 00:05:58,567 But what about our photo? 144 00:05:58,667 --> 00:05:59,600 Yeah. 145 00:05:59,700 --> 00:06:00,700 We'll see about that later, all right? 146 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:01,733 Let's sit down. 147 00:06:01,833 --> 00:06:03,133 It was for her parents. 148 00:06:03,233 --> 00:06:07,700 I just came to bring you the answers to last year's 149 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:08,633 examination papers. 150 00:06:08,733 --> 00:06:09,700 Thank you. 151 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:10,700 Huh. 152 00:06:13,567 --> 00:06:15,600 I hope I didn't get you into trouble. 153 00:06:15,700 --> 00:06:17,167 - I'll survive. - Right. 154 00:06:17,267 --> 00:06:19,167 Now, before we do anything else, I want all of my old students 155 00:06:19,267 --> 00:06:21,700 to write down the word crackers on a piece of paper. 156 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:22,700 Crackers? 157 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:23,867 Yes. 158 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:26,033 I want to find out how you spell it. 159 00:06:26,133 --> 00:06:28,533 You don't know how to spell it? 160 00:06:28,633 --> 00:06:30,900 I do, but I want to see if you do. 161 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 OK. 162 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:37,333 Oh, so it was you. 163 00:06:37,433 --> 00:06:38,533 Please? 164 00:06:38,633 --> 00:06:39,967 You wrote this on the wall of the gents toilet? 165 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:42,600 'Scuse, please, I'm not writing anything 166 00:06:42,700 --> 00:06:44,000 on the wall of the toilet. 167 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:45,767 Then how do you account for the fact 168 00:06:45,867 --> 00:06:47,067 that you misspelled crackers? 169 00:06:47,167 --> 00:06:50,267 K-R-A-K-K-E-R-S. Whereas, you looked 170 00:06:50,367 --> 00:06:52,633 at everybody else's paper, you would discover 171 00:06:52,733 --> 00:06:54,467 that they have spelt it-- 172 00:06:54,567 --> 00:06:56,267 well, at least you're all consistent. 173 00:06:56,367 --> 00:06:57,467 All right. 174 00:06:57,567 --> 00:06:59,233 In the future, please, no more writing on walls. 175 00:06:59,333 --> 00:07:00,400 Now, pay attention. 176 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:01,833 In a few weeks time you will all be 177 00:07:01,933 --> 00:07:03,467 sitting for your examinations. 178 00:07:03,567 --> 00:07:04,833 That is good. 179 00:07:04,933 --> 00:07:08,500 Much better than me sitting for examination than standing. 180 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:09,867 I'll rephrase that. 181 00:07:09,967 --> 00:07:11,400 In a few weeks time, you will all be taking 182 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:13,233 your Law Cambridge certificate. 183 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:15,033 And to find out how you're progressing, 184 00:07:15,133 --> 00:07:17,367 we are going to have a mock exam. 185 00:07:17,467 --> 00:07:20,400 That is to say, an imaginary one. 186 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:22,333 But during the second half of the lesson, 187 00:07:22,433 --> 00:07:24,733 I want to see how many you can answer to find out 188 00:07:24,833 --> 00:07:26,633 your strengths and weaknesses. 189 00:07:26,733 --> 00:07:28,967 You can study the questions during the tea break. 190 00:07:29,067 --> 00:07:31,567 I would rather be studying the answers. 191 00:07:31,667 --> 00:07:33,000 Yes, I'm sure you would. 192 00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:35,233 Right now, firstly, have you all done your homework? 193 00:07:36,767 --> 00:07:37,867 Good. 194 00:07:37,967 --> 00:07:38,767 Well, we'll see how well you've done. 195 00:07:38,867 --> 00:07:40,633 Juan. - Por favor? 196 00:07:40,733 --> 00:07:44,467 What answer did you give to question one, explain what 197 00:07:44,567 --> 00:07:45,933 is wrong with the following sentence, 198 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:47,967 the cows was in the field. 199 00:07:48,067 --> 00:07:51,233 One momentito. 200 00:07:51,333 --> 00:07:55,333 The cows was not in the field. 201 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:01,767 No, Juan, that is not the correct answer. 202 00:08:01,867 --> 00:08:06,767 The cows was in another field. 203 00:08:06,867 --> 00:08:08,967 Cows were in the field. 204 00:08:09,067 --> 00:08:10,167 I didn't see them. 205 00:08:11,833 --> 00:08:12,700 All right. 206 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:14,867 Now Ranjeet, question two. 207 00:08:14,967 --> 00:08:18,500 Name the three classes of gender and give an example of each. 208 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:20,633 Thousand apologies. 209 00:08:20,733 --> 00:08:23,067 But I answered that question, it's nothing. 210 00:08:23,167 --> 00:08:24,567 You mean, you have not answered the question. 211 00:08:24,667 --> 00:08:27,467 That is the gist of what I am saying. 212 00:08:27,567 --> 00:08:31,367 I am not comprehending the meaning of the word gender. 213 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:33,933 Gender is the grammatical classification 214 00:08:34,033 --> 00:08:35,567 of the sex of proper nouns. 215 00:08:35,667 --> 00:08:39,333 But we're learning about English, not about sex. 216 00:08:39,433 --> 00:08:42,433 You cannot learn sex from books, Ranjeet. 217 00:08:42,533 --> 00:08:44,900 You either have it or you don't have it. 218 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:48,067 I admit I know all about sex. 219 00:08:48,167 --> 00:08:49,000 Me, too. 220 00:08:50,933 --> 00:08:52,367 Yes. 221 00:08:52,467 --> 00:08:54,700 Well, may I remind you that we are not here to discuss sex. 222 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,367 Why not? 223 00:08:56,467 --> 00:08:58,433 This is very interesting subject. 224 00:08:58,533 --> 00:09:00,667 Yes, I'm aware of that, but there's a time 225 00:09:00,767 --> 00:09:02,200 and a place for everything. 226 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:05,900 You tell me the time and the place and I shall be there. 227 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,200 Quiet, please. 228 00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:08,733 Can we get back to the matter of your homework. 229 00:09:08,833 --> 00:09:12,233 Ranjeet, what gender refers to whether or not a proper noun 230 00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:13,767 is masculine or feminine? 231 00:09:13,867 --> 00:09:15,500 Now I am understanding. 232 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:16,833 And what is the other? 233 00:09:16,933 --> 00:09:18,000 Other what? 234 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:19,133 Gender. 235 00:09:19,233 --> 00:09:20,533 There are three classes of gender. 236 00:09:20,633 --> 00:09:23,333 One is masculine, one is feminine, and the other is? 237 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:26,467 Neuter. 238 00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:27,567 Thousand apologies. 239 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:28,700 All right. 240 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:29,633 Su-Lee. 241 00:09:29,733 --> 00:09:31,000 Yes, Mr. Brown. 242 00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:33,667 Question 3, give the feminine of the following. 243 00:09:33,767 --> 00:09:34,600 Lion. 244 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:35,567 Lioness. 245 00:09:35,667 --> 00:09:37,367 Lioness. 246 00:09:37,467 --> 00:09:38,100 Lioness. 247 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:39,700 No, Loo, loo. 248 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,200 Roo, roo. 249 00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:42,733 You're not saying it right. 250 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:43,733 Very sorry. 251 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:44,933 I know. 252 00:09:45,033 --> 00:09:45,833 Try saying Rioness. 253 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:46,767 Lioness. 254 00:09:46,867 --> 00:09:49,833 Good. 255 00:09:49,933 --> 00:09:51,667 In the future, every time you see an L, 256 00:09:51,767 --> 00:09:52,867 pretend it's an R, all right? 257 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:53,800 Anna? 258 00:09:53,900 --> 00:09:54,733 Yeah. 259 00:09:54,833 --> 00:09:56,500 Feminine of Duke? 260 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:58,400 Dukess. 261 00:09:58,500 --> 00:09:59,833 Duchess. 262 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:00,767 Jamila. 263 00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:01,667 G. 264 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:02,833 Now, be careful. 265 00:10:02,933 --> 00:10:05,033 The feminine of monkey. 266 00:10:05,133 --> 00:10:06,600 Monkey-ess. 267 00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:07,767 No. 268 00:10:07,867 --> 00:10:08,667 No? 269 00:10:08,767 --> 00:10:09,767 No. 270 00:10:09,867 --> 00:10:11,200 The feminine of monkey is monkey. 271 00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:12,967 There is no difference between masculine and feminine. 272 00:10:13,067 --> 00:10:14,600 'Cuse, please. 273 00:10:14,700 --> 00:10:16,267 You are mistaken. 274 00:10:16,367 --> 00:10:19,067 I've seen them in the zoo, and there is a very big difference. 275 00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:23,967 I am referring to the word itself, 276 00:10:24,067 --> 00:10:25,600 not their physical appearance. 277 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:26,500 Ali. 278 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:27,433 Yes, please. 279 00:10:27,533 --> 00:10:29,100 Question 4. 280 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,267 Explain what is wrong with the following sentence. 281 00:10:31,367 --> 00:10:34,533 Waiter, I would like some chops of pork. 282 00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:37,667 Waiter, I would not like some chops of pork. 283 00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:39,867 No, Ali, that's not right. 284 00:10:39,967 --> 00:10:41,600 Yes, please. 285 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:44,633 It is against my religion to be eating pork. 286 00:10:44,733 --> 00:10:46,800 The word pork is immaterial. 287 00:10:46,900 --> 00:10:47,933 How do you feel about lamb? 288 00:10:48,033 --> 00:10:49,700 Oh, blimey, I like lamb very much. 289 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,067 Right. 290 00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:52,733 And then suppose that the question read, waiter, I 291 00:10:52,833 --> 00:10:54,067 would like some chops of lamb. 292 00:10:54,167 --> 00:10:55,200 What is wrong with that? 293 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:57,533 I should be asking for minty sauce. 294 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:02,367 You should be asking for lamb chops, not chops of lamb. 295 00:11:02,467 --> 00:11:04,367 Jolly good. 296 00:11:04,467 --> 00:11:06,733 Question 5. 297 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,067 Quite a hard one, this. 298 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:12,533 Construct a sentence using the word indisposition. 299 00:11:12,633 --> 00:11:15,200 Sure. 300 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:18,200 Every Saturday I play football, and I 301 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:20,300 am being the goalie keeper, because I 302 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:21,400 like playing indisposition. 303 00:11:24,533 --> 00:11:25,833 Silence. 304 00:11:25,933 --> 00:11:27,133 This is no laughing matter. 305 00:11:27,233 --> 00:11:28,867 If your present standard is anything to go by, 306 00:11:28,967 --> 00:11:31,033 you haven't a chance of passing your exams. 307 00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:32,733 Now, I suggest you all take an early tea break, 308 00:11:32,833 --> 00:11:34,800 study those questions, and let's hope that you show 309 00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:36,333 some signs of intelligence. 310 00:11:36,433 --> 00:11:38,400 Otherwise, we might as well stop wasting each other's time. 311 00:11:46,867 --> 00:11:50,167 Hey, Max. 312 00:11:50,267 --> 00:11:52,800 Professore is mad at us. 313 00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:54,100 Sure. 314 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:55,367 We must do good with these questions. 315 00:11:55,467 --> 00:11:57,833 Yeah, we got to get every question right. 316 00:11:57,933 --> 00:11:59,167 How we do that? 317 00:11:59,267 --> 00:12:02,067 I've got an idea. 318 00:12:02,167 --> 00:12:03,933 Professore has got the answers, right? 319 00:12:04,033 --> 00:12:04,867 So. 320 00:12:04,967 --> 00:12:06,767 So we get them from him. 321 00:12:06,867 --> 00:12:08,600 He's not going to give them to us. 322 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:11,100 He don't have to. 323 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:14,600 We steal them. 324 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,433 There you are, deary. 325 00:12:37,533 --> 00:12:38,367 Thank you. 326 00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:39,967 Thank you. 327 00:12:40,067 --> 00:12:41,033 Who's next? 328 00:12:41,133 --> 00:12:42,067 Me, please. 329 00:12:42,167 --> 00:12:44,067 Tea or coffee? 330 00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:46,067 Hot water. 331 00:12:46,167 --> 00:12:47,467 Hot water? 332 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:48,767 Yes, please. 333 00:12:48,867 --> 00:12:51,233 I bring my own tea bag. 334 00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:53,633 You can't do that. 335 00:12:53,733 --> 00:12:56,000 But I'm already doing it. 336 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:58,033 I'm starting economy right. 337 00:12:58,133 --> 00:13:00,567 But that tea bag has already been used. 338 00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:02,333 Most definitely. 339 00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:05,567 I making three cups of tea out of one tea baggie. 340 00:13:05,667 --> 00:13:08,533 Well, I'm sorry, you can't make your own tea. 341 00:13:08,633 --> 00:13:11,567 Oh, blimey. Then I'm not having any at all. 342 00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:12,500 Next. 343 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:13,433 Who's next? 344 00:13:13,533 --> 00:13:16,200 Buenas noches, my little flower. 345 00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:19,033 How beautiful you look tonight. 346 00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:21,200 Just like an Adonnya. 347 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,767 Are you talking to me? 348 00:13:22,867 --> 00:13:23,733 Si. 349 00:13:23,833 --> 00:13:26,233 No. 350 00:13:26,333 --> 00:13:27,033 No. 351 00:13:27,133 --> 00:13:28,800 Whatever it is you're after. 352 00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:29,867 It's nothing. 353 00:13:29,967 --> 00:13:31,033 Huh? 354 00:13:31,133 --> 00:13:35,000 Well, maybe just one little thing. 355 00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:37,733 You see, I am a-- 356 00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:42,100 I am a little tall with the money. 357 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,833 I pay for the coffee tomorrow, no? 358 00:13:43,933 --> 00:13:44,733 No. 359 00:13:44,833 --> 00:13:46,500 No money, no coffee. 360 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:47,767 Ah. 361 00:13:47,867 --> 00:13:48,733 Ha. 362 00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:50,600 Ranjeet, you are my friend. 363 00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:51,667 Mi amigo. 364 00:13:51,767 --> 00:13:53,467 You lend me 10 cents. 365 00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:55,500 I'm only having 10 p. 366 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:56,467 S'all right. 367 00:13:58,867 --> 00:14:00,667 Senora. 368 00:14:00,767 --> 00:14:01,700 Gracias. 369 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:02,900 Thank you. 370 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,700 Hey, you are taking my last 10 p. 371 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:10,033 You're my very good friend 372 00:14:10,133 --> 00:14:12,333 Coffee, please. 373 00:14:12,433 --> 00:14:13,267 10 p. 374 00:14:13,367 --> 00:14:14,867 I'm not having any money. 375 00:14:14,967 --> 00:14:16,467 You're not having any coffee. 376 00:14:20,967 --> 00:14:24,700 Can you be lending me 10 p. 377 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:25,600 Yes. 378 00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:26,533 OK. 379 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:27,733 1,000 thank yous. 380 00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:29,733 But I'm making one condition. 381 00:14:29,833 --> 00:14:31,133 What is that? 382 00:14:31,233 --> 00:14:35,100 I want to hear you say all Muslims are nice, kind, 383 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,500 and most wonderful persons. 384 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,200 You fine saying that. 385 00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:40,633 You be lending me 10 p. 386 00:14:40,733 --> 00:14:44,767 If you are saying that, I will be giving you a 10 p. 387 00:14:44,867 --> 00:14:46,167 Very well. 388 00:14:46,267 --> 00:14:49,533 All Muslims are nice, kind, and wonderful persons. 389 00:14:49,633 --> 00:14:52,667 Jolly good. 390 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,067 There's only one thing. 391 00:14:54,167 --> 00:14:55,067 Word, please. 392 00:14:55,167 --> 00:14:56,667 All Sikhs are very big liars. 393 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:03,000 Now, listen everybody, because this is very important. 394 00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:04,033 What's the matter? 395 00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:06,100 It's about the test we have. 396 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:07,300 We got to do good. 397 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:10,467 Otherwise, we're all in the minestrone. 398 00:15:10,567 --> 00:15:11,400 In the soup. 399 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:12,733 That's right. 400 00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:13,867 Now, we have got a plan. 401 00:15:13,967 --> 00:15:15,733 What plan? 402 00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:17,500 We the answers. 403 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,100 That is cheating. 404 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,000 That's right. 405 00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,767 I do not cheat. 406 00:15:21,867 --> 00:15:24,033 Perhaps the exam is not too bad. 407 00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:25,700 Maybe we can answer the question OK. 408 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:26,633 Yeah. 409 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:32,100 It's not too difficult. Let's have a look. 410 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,600 Question one. 411 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,567 Construct sentences using the forward types of clauses. 412 00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:39,967 A verbal clause of time, nonclauses, 413 00:15:40,067 --> 00:15:46,333 object of preposition, and main clause coordinate with first. 414 00:15:46,433 --> 00:15:47,633 Well, Anna. 415 00:15:47,733 --> 00:15:49,700 How we steal the answers? 416 00:15:50,933 --> 00:15:52,967 Mr. Brown? 417 00:15:53,067 --> 00:15:54,133 Your students have been at it again. 418 00:15:54,233 --> 00:15:55,533 I hope it's not more graffiti. 419 00:15:55,633 --> 00:15:56,767 No, not this time. 420 00:15:56,867 --> 00:15:57,867 Read this. 421 00:15:57,967 --> 00:15:59,267 Young viral male student wishes 422 00:15:59,367 --> 00:16:01,000 to meet nice lady from cookery class for evenings 423 00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:02,000 of mutual pleasure. 424 00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:04,133 Apply Maximilian Papandrious. 425 00:16:04,233 --> 00:16:07,133 Kindly inform Mr. Papandrious that the notice 426 00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:09,067 board is for official notices and not 427 00:16:09,167 --> 00:16:10,400 for procuring young women. 428 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:11,500 Right. 429 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,400 I'm sure his intentions were quite innocent. 430 00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:16,167 - Evenings of mutual pleasure? - Yes. 431 00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:18,500 Well, he probably only wanted her to whip up an omelet. 432 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,433 Well, tell him to whip up his own omelets. 433 00:16:21,533 --> 00:16:22,600 Right. 434 00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:23,700 I'll have a word with him. 435 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:24,667 See that you do. 436 00:16:24,767 --> 00:16:26,033 Your coffee, Miss Courtney. 437 00:16:26,133 --> 00:16:27,500 Thank you, Gladys. 438 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,567 Oh, by the way, Mr. Brown, how is the mock examination 439 00:16:30,667 --> 00:16:31,400 coming along? 440 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:32,633 Oh, we haven't started it yet. 441 00:16:32,733 --> 00:16:33,933 We're going to get cracking just as soon 442 00:16:34,033 --> 00:16:35,300 as we finished our tea break. 443 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:36,867 Well, I do hope that the results will be good. 444 00:16:36,967 --> 00:16:39,500 Otherwise, I shall have to think about axing the course. 445 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,033 Axing the course? 446 00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:42,100 You wouldn't do that, certainly. 447 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,333 I most certainly would. 448 00:16:43,433 --> 00:16:45,233 It would be a complete waste of time 449 00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:47,300 for them to carry on and sit for an examination 450 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,033 they have no hope of passing. 451 00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:53,033 Thank you, Gladys. 452 00:16:53,133 --> 00:16:54,300 Well, that's it. 453 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,567 I've had it. 454 00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:58,200 Well, I didn't think your class was as bad as that. 455 00:16:58,300 --> 00:16:59,667 Oh, they are at the moment. 456 00:16:59,767 --> 00:17:01,100 I'm sure that when the time comes they'll pull through 457 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,600 with flying colors, but right at the moment, 458 00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:04,033 the only thing they like to get right on the test paper 459 00:17:04,133 --> 00:17:05,433 is their names. And even that's doubtful. 460 00:17:05,533 --> 00:17:07,833 Well, you'll have to help them with the answers. 461 00:17:07,933 --> 00:17:09,433 What, give them the answers? 462 00:17:09,533 --> 00:17:11,667 Not exactly give them to them, just 463 00:17:11,767 --> 00:17:14,000 leave them lying around where they can see them. 464 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,200 That is cheating. 465 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:16,367 No, not exactly. 466 00:17:16,467 --> 00:17:18,600 It's not as though it's a real exam. 467 00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:22,433 I mean, you said yourself they come out with flying colors. 468 00:17:22,533 --> 00:17:25,767 It's a pity if the course has to be canceled all 469 00:17:25,867 --> 00:17:29,700 because of failing a mock exam. 470 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,467 But you know best. 471 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:48,167 That's much too obvious. 472 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:56,400 How are we stealing the answers? 473 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:57,767 I know. 474 00:17:57,867 --> 00:17:59,800 First, we hit him on the head. 475 00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:01,167 That's no good. 476 00:18:01,267 --> 00:18:03,133 We make too much mess. 477 00:18:03,233 --> 00:18:04,867 We've got to get him out of the class. 478 00:18:04,967 --> 00:18:06,533 How we do that? 479 00:18:06,633 --> 00:18:08,100 I don't know. 480 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,733 Hey, let's all think. 481 00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:13,200 Studying hard? 482 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,667 Professore, you're here. 483 00:18:15,767 --> 00:18:16,600 Yes. 484 00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:20,067 Sit down. 485 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,833 Have a cup of tea. 486 00:18:21,933 --> 00:18:24,033 Have two cups of tea. We'll be back. 487 00:18:24,133 --> 00:18:25,400 Max. - Yeah. 488 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:26,933 Well, just a minute, Max, I want a word with you. 489 00:18:27,033 --> 00:18:28,100 - Me? - Yeah. 490 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,233 I believe that this-- 491 00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:31,433 this notice is yours? 492 00:18:31,533 --> 00:18:32,767 - Sure. - Yeah. 493 00:18:32,867 --> 00:18:34,267 Well, I'm afraid Miss Courtney will not allow you to have 494 00:18:34,367 --> 00:18:35,700 that on the notice board. 495 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:37,233 OK. 496 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:38,900 As a point of interest, did anybody from the cookery class 497 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,167 respond? - Sure. 498 00:18:41,267 --> 00:18:42,800 She was beautiful. 499 00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:43,833 We had a fantastic time. 500 00:18:43,933 --> 00:18:45,867 Never before I had such a time. 501 00:18:45,967 --> 00:18:47,200 What did you cook for you? 502 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,400 Cook? 503 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:49,333 We had takeaway. 504 00:18:50,967 --> 00:18:52,933 Where are you going? 505 00:18:53,033 --> 00:18:54,867 We got to spend two P. 506 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,467 Well, the phrase is spend a penny. 507 00:18:56,567 --> 00:18:57,367 Sure. 508 00:18:57,467 --> 00:18:59,300 I spend a penny, he spend a penny. 509 00:19:00,633 --> 00:19:03,333 A long time ago, near the classroom, I hope. 510 00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:04,467 No, Professore. 511 00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:07,267 You see, I just left the answers on my desk 512 00:19:07,367 --> 00:19:09,200 and I wouldn't want you to be looking at them 513 00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:12,067 and copying them down. 514 00:19:12,167 --> 00:19:14,767 Would we do that, Max? 515 00:19:14,867 --> 00:19:15,700 No. 516 00:19:24,167 --> 00:19:29,367 That would be cheating, Mr. Brown, wouldn't it? 517 00:19:29,467 --> 00:19:30,433 Yep. 518 00:19:30,533 --> 00:19:31,333 Nearly finished. 519 00:19:31,433 --> 00:19:32,700 All right. 520 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:37,967 You looking for somebody? 521 00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:39,067 Mr. Brown in the classroom? 522 00:19:39,167 --> 00:19:41,400 No, Mr. Brown is in the tea room. 523 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,100 Down the corridor and on your left. 524 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,833 I am familiar with the geography of this building. 525 00:19:45,933 --> 00:19:46,967 Sure. 526 00:19:47,067 --> 00:19:49,200 - Would you mind moving? - What for? 527 00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:51,000 I wish to enter the classroom. 528 00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:52,733 But Mr. Brown is in the tea room. 529 00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:54,933 So you have already told me, but I wish to wait 530 00:19:55,033 --> 00:19:57,767 for him in the classroom. 531 00:19:57,867 --> 00:19:59,067 OK. 532 00:19:59,167 --> 00:20:00,433 Miss Courtney. 533 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,467 You want to go into the classroom, Miss Courtney? 534 00:20:02,567 --> 00:20:04,667 I will open the door for you, Miss Courtney. 535 00:20:04,767 --> 00:20:06,333 I am not deaf. 536 00:20:12,033 --> 00:20:14,300 Hello, Mr. Capello. 537 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,433 Already for taking your exam? 538 00:20:16,533 --> 00:20:17,667 Sure. 539 00:20:17,767 --> 00:20:18,600 All ready. 540 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:19,733 Good. 541 00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:21,333 Ah, Miss Courtney, did you want me? 542 00:20:21,433 --> 00:20:24,667 No, I just thought that I would supervise the class 543 00:20:24,767 --> 00:20:25,900 during their mock examination. 544 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,100 Yes, well, there's no need to do that. 545 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,500 I'm quite capable of doing it myself. 546 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:31,100 Mr. Brown, when the students take their real exam, 547 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:32,833 you will not be allowed to stay in the classroom, 548 00:20:32,933 --> 00:20:34,633 never mind supervise. 549 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,867 It's a precaution against any attempt to cheat. 550 00:20:36,967 --> 00:20:37,800 Cheat? 551 00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:39,333 Yes. 552 00:20:39,433 --> 00:20:41,767 It has been known in the past for an over enthusiastic 553 00:20:41,867 --> 00:20:44,000 teacher to provide his students with the answers. 554 00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:45,400 Really? 555 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,300 How contemptible. 556 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:50,200 Now, ladies and gentlemen, you have exactly one hour 557 00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:53,500 to complete this paper starting from now. 558 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,133 Excuse me, please, Miss Courtney. 559 00:20:55,233 --> 00:20:57,400 - Yes? - Can I spend a penny, please? 560 00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:58,300 All right. 561 00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,700 But hurry. 562 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,767 You don't need to take your exercise book with you, do you? 563 00:21:02,867 --> 00:21:05,867 Just maybe I think of an answer so I write it down. 564 00:21:15,367 --> 00:21:17,633 Now, come along, Mr. Nadim. 565 00:21:17,733 --> 00:21:18,667 Yes, please. 566 00:21:18,767 --> 00:21:21,267 What are you going on to? 567 00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:23,633 We are not getting along to anywhere. 568 00:21:23,733 --> 00:21:25,967 I just want you to get started on the answers. 569 00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:28,500 I'll do my best. 570 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:29,767 Excuse me, please. 571 00:21:29,867 --> 00:21:31,733 Yes. 572 00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:32,833 Toilet, please. 573 00:21:32,933 --> 00:21:34,033 Very well. 574 00:21:34,133 --> 00:21:35,600 But don't be long. 575 00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:41,267 Ah, here are the answers. 576 00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:42,433 I put them in my book already. 577 00:21:42,533 --> 00:21:43,200 Good. 578 00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:44,467 I put them in my book. 579 00:21:44,567 --> 00:21:47,300 Hey, I go tell Ali, Ranjeet.. 580 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,133 OK. 581 00:21:48,233 --> 00:21:51,400 Hey, we're pretty smart, hey? 582 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,333 Sure. 583 00:21:52,433 --> 00:21:53,867 We have no trouble with this exam. 584 00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:00,367 I be very quick. 585 00:22:08,733 --> 00:22:12,167 Would you like to go to the toilet, Mr. Brown? 586 00:22:12,267 --> 00:22:13,667 No, no, not at all. 587 00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:15,233 Everyone else has been. 588 00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:16,267 Yes. 589 00:22:16,367 --> 00:22:19,333 Well, it's probably the cold weather. 590 00:22:19,433 --> 00:22:21,733 You have another five minutes, Miss Schmidt. 591 00:22:21,833 --> 00:22:22,933 I'm finished. 592 00:22:23,033 --> 00:22:25,967 Well, good, then I'll take your book. 593 00:22:26,067 --> 00:22:27,500 Has anyone else finished? 594 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,700 I'll collect up your books and I'll take them. 595 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:31,600 Thank you. 596 00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:32,600 Thank you. 597 00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:33,500 Very much. 598 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,433 Gracias. 599 00:22:34,533 --> 00:22:35,900 Thank you. 600 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,033 All right. 601 00:22:37,133 --> 00:22:37,967 I'll take these home with me tonight 602 00:22:38,067 --> 00:22:39,533 and mark them personally. 603 00:22:39,633 --> 00:22:42,167 I do hope they've done reasonably well. 604 00:22:42,267 --> 00:22:45,433 So do I. Otherwise, it's the ax. 605 00:22:45,533 --> 00:22:47,233 Well, blimey. 606 00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:49,900 You're chopping his head off? 607 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,400 Only metaphorically. 608 00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:55,700 Oh, you have about two minutes, Miss Chung. 609 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,000 Not necessary. 610 00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:57,933 Finish. 611 00:22:58,033 --> 00:22:59,800 Thank you. 612 00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,567 Well, good night, everybody. 613 00:23:03,167 --> 00:23:05,867 I shall see you all tomorrow. 614 00:23:05,967 --> 00:23:07,300 Oh, just a minute, Miss Courtney, 615 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,733 won't you need the answers? 616 00:23:08,833 --> 00:23:11,367 I shant need them, Mr. Brown. 617 00:23:11,467 --> 00:23:12,700 However, I might as well take them, 618 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,100 it might speed up the marking. 619 00:23:16,067 --> 00:23:16,900 Oh. 620 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,200 Is something the matter? 621 00:23:18,300 --> 00:23:19,433 These are the wrong answers. 622 00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:24,600 These aren't the answers to last year's paper, 623 00:23:24,700 --> 00:23:26,133 they're the previous year. 624 00:23:26,233 --> 00:23:28,600 I must have picked them up by mistake. 625 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:30,100 Oh, I suppose last year's answers must 626 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,300 still be in my filing cabinet. 627 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,133 Are you feeling all right, Mr. Brown? 628 00:23:37,233 --> 00:23:38,100 You look a little pekid. 629 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,767 No, no, I'm fine. 630 00:23:39,867 --> 00:23:41,900 Never felt better. 631 00:23:53,067 --> 00:23:56,633 Mr. Brown? 632 00:23:56,733 --> 00:23:58,433 Good evening, Miss Courtney. 633 00:24:01,333 --> 00:24:05,500 Mr. Brown, I marked your students examination papers 634 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:06,733 last night. - Yes. 635 00:24:06,833 --> 00:24:07,833 Well-- - Unbelievable. 636 00:24:07,933 --> 00:24:09,133 I can explain. 637 00:24:09,233 --> 00:24:11,133 Everybody answered every question correctly. 638 00:24:11,233 --> 00:24:12,433 You see what happened-- 639 00:24:12,533 --> 00:24:13,600 And did you say? 640 00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:15,900 Everybody answered every question correctly. 641 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000 Good Lord. 642 00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:18,267 I told you it was unbelievable. 643 00:24:18,367 --> 00:24:19,667 It's positively miraculous. 644 00:24:19,767 --> 00:24:21,067 See for yourself. 645 00:24:21,167 --> 00:24:23,033 But these are the answers you gave me last night. 646 00:24:23,133 --> 00:24:24,433 That's correct. 647 00:24:24,533 --> 00:24:26,133 But you said they were the previous year's answers. 648 00:24:26,233 --> 00:24:28,400 Yes, but I discovered last night that I had also given you 649 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:30,867 the previous year's questions. 650 00:24:30,967 --> 00:24:35,033 Congratulations, Mr. Brown, your students are a credit to you.